5/23/12

Godzilla Window Cards (1963-64)

One of my latest acquisitions is a pair of cool Godzilla window cards.  Window cards are different from movie posters or lobby cards because, well, as the name implies, they were designed to be posted on the glass of the theater or ticket window.  There is usually a blank space at the top for the theater to print showtimes (often you will see these handwritten), but I lucked out here, in that these are unused.  
After scoring a movie poster for GODZILLA vs. THE THING (1964), I was after something that showed the "other" artwork associated with the film; specifically, the amazingly brave marketing campaign that obscured the identity of Mothra (strangely, from a modern perspective, all I can think about when I see those writhing tentacles is Biollante).
The first thing I noticed about these was that they are a bit bigger than lobby cards, and are printed on heavier cardboard. One thing that makes the KING KONG vs. GODZILLA (1963) one very different is that the artwork (from the movie poster) is flipped, and Kong is on the right. Both cards are printed by the Benton company, as it says in the fine print.
All in all, a very nice addition, and would be extremely cool framed...if I could find an inch of empty wallspace these days!

1980's Board Game Card FAIL

Also known as a "bass".....



4/20/12

DIE, KAIJU! Volume III: TARGET GODZILLA (Leaping Fox)

Here is the third (and probably also final) volume in the DIE, KAIJU! series, honoring Godzilla and his contemporaries. I treated this volume as if it were the last, and asked myself what I would really want to see on this disc...which took some extra work, but it was worth it.  For example, special tracks directly from the audio of Godzilla films, which have never appeared on a disc, like the "infamous" (I don't know why it's always called that, I love it, myself) "Save the Earth" from GODZILLA vs. THE SMOG MONSTER [actually three "parts"], and also the excellent track named "March of the Monsters" that was so prominently featured in GODZILLA'S REVENGE.
It also struck me that the theme from the 1978 Hanna-Barbera series had been absent, as well as music from several vintage Godzilla games that needed to be included. And Gamera makes an appearance as well (as does Gammera, special thanks to the Deuce Project's J-Unit 1 for enlightening me).
It's hard to make a disc like this and not rely too heavily on motley covers of the classic BOC song, so instead I relied on the original (well, a 1994 note-for-note remake) and as a special bonus, a "Backing Track" of the original song, that, as best I can figure, was extracted from one of those "Rock Band" games.
There are several other surprises I haven't even begun to mention.  I am glad to include a track about Angilas, since he's dear to me.  Since this may be our last go-around, I had a few items left over, and I've given you those in a folder as "non-album bonus tracks."  This is also the first disc I've ever made that has a "hidden bonus track," which just means "un-labeled track," and it's a doozy for Toho fans everywhere, and truly deserves the "infamous" term I was referring to a few paragraphs back. 
Well, now that I've achieved a "full circle" in this review, quite accidentally, I think I will stop here! (Remember kids, today's word is "infamous.") Enjoy!

LINK:  TARGET: GODZILLA

4/15/12

HEY, MR. TIMELORD! (Leaping Fox)

All bad things must come to an end (and some good ones, too), so here is the twentieth, and I think final, volume of the HEY, MR. SPACEMAN series.  As you can guess, this last one focuses on the original run of Doctor Who, and contains all of the versions of the vintage theme, interspersed with various vintage novelty records and tribute songs.  The rest of the disc is made up of some interesting television ads, also mixed with some interesting interpretations of the theme.
Much like the disc of various versions of "Ghost Riders In The Sky," this disc may have many recordings of the Doctor Who theme, but it's very listenable, and I tried to break them up with as many historical, relevant, and even interesting items as possible....except for "Doctor In Distress," which may fall under the "historical" category, but is easily one of the worst recordings ever made, and I should apologize for it now. Done.
Anyway, much like my Star Wars entries, this isn't the place to compare the original series to its modern counterparts, so I'm going to skip that discussion, and instead say that I hope this disc is enjoyed.

LINK:  Hey, Mr. Timelord!

4/10/12

REFLECTIONS OF PROGRESS: Twin City Bank (Stephens, 1975)

Here is a 2-LP set that was a Christmas give-away by a bank in 1975.  (I guess it's better than a toaster.)  It's a chronological history of the bank, broken up with soundbites from history and Old Time Radio clips.  Stars include W.C. Fields, Edgar Bergen, Amos & Andy, Groucho Marx, George Burns, Jack Benny, Lum & Abner, and many, many more, including, as a bonus, the worst Christmas song I have heard in a long time, which was "written specially" for this project.  Enjoy!


4/5/12

MAN ON THE MOON (CBS Records, 1969)

After the moon landing, there were lots of records similar to this one released, but I haven't yet seen this particular one shared anywhere.  It's narrated by Walter Cronkite, and despite its 7" size, was played at 33 & 1/3 to better pack in the historic story it contains.  
Play it, and then bemoan the current state of affairs with our space program, which has been unfairly stripped of funding....me, though, I don't believe the glory days for NASA are over.  I think there is more to come, and I remain hopeful!

LINK:  Man On The Moon

Godzilla Goals!

I've really lucked out in the last few weeks, and obtained some treasures. I never thought I could be patient enough to wait for these particular items to finally become available, but I guess patience really does have a value after all.

First up, here is the GODZILLA, KING OF THE MONSTERS coloring book, published by Resource Publishers in 1977.  This is another of those things that I would have devoured as a child, but never knew it existed.  It's an interesting book, beginning by concentrating on Godzilla and his abilities, and then sort of turning into a book about various dinosaurs in the process.  They actually say that Godzilla is a particular dinosaur (an Allosaurus, I believe), and then use that as a transition.  "Therefore he would have met these other interesting dinosaurs..." Of course, in the pages about Pterodactyls, there is no mention of Rodan...heck, there's no mention of any other kaiju with dinosaur characteristics, like Angilas or Gorosaurus.  So, that shows you how limited Toho licensing was at the time.  The strange thing is, there are three full pages of black and white, actual movie stills randomly placed in the book, from GODZILLA's REVENGE and SON OF GODZILLA, so other kaiju do appear, such as Minya and Gabara, they just aren't acknowledged.  Weird. Either way, I've been dying to add this vintage jewel to my collection, and thrilled to finally do so.  

As a bonus, I bought it in a lot that included another gem, a 1977 coloring book published by Whitman called THE INCREDIBLE HULK AT THE CIRCUS! That one's a riot.
And now to the issue of the final movie poster, and a bit of a history lesson.  An interesting thing happened when 1974's GODZILLA vs. MECHAGODZILLA was brought to the United States.  With the mid-70's mania surrounding ABC's "The Six Million Dollar Man" (and later, "The Bionic Woman" of course), the distributors decided to change the title to......GODZILLA vs. THE BIONIC MONSTER.  Well, this went over like a diaper in the proverbial punchbowl, and ABC promptly leveled a lawsuit at Cinema Shares.  After all, the use of the word "Bionic" would clearly be confusing to the ignorant movie-going public, who would pay for tickets fully expecting Godzilla to be battling Steve Austin, right? Right? Well, that makes no sense to me either, but let's keep moving.  The film had already been released, and although I'm sure plenty of posters were printed, I betcha that tons of them were recalled or destroyed.  I lucked into one recently, and am quite proud of it.




















Note the unusual use of the artwork from the Japanese poster; this was a rarity for American posters, and you can tell it was done with permission when you compare it to the Japanese one.  In other words, they received original elements, or else it would have been cropped much more severely to hide the Japanese title and other stuff.  Now, even though it's completely awesome, I have to complain a bit about the overachieving aspects of the painting.  It is really trying to be way too much at once....note how Mechagodzilla is firing from every orifice of his body, Godzilla is blasting him back, and yet they still tried to cram in Mount Fuji, as well as a spectral, floating demonic "thing" in the background that is supposed to be King Caesar, but where the rest of his body went, I have no idea.  And poor Angilas' eye is blank, as if he's been blinded from the fifty explosions all around him!
Fast forward a bit, as the distributors cave into ABC's deep pockets, and speedily re-title and re-release the film as GODZILLA vs. THE COSMIC MONSTER.  (No word on whether the Silver Surfer tried to sue them over use of the word "Cosmic.")  This may seem like an unnecessary slap in the face to kaiju fandom, but it resulted in one of the greatest paintings ever done for a movie poster in the history of God's green earth.


My photo isn't exactly stellar, but no doubt you are familiar with the work, painted by Basil Gogos. (It was also used for the cover of FAMOUS MONSTERS #135 in 1977). Without a doubt, this is one of the best depictions of Godzilla I have ever seen.  He didn't just capture the facial expression and design of the particular suit; he nailed it.  And the Mechagodzilla is equally stunning, right down to the MG on his arm.  Just note how much better the action is, compared to the Japanese painting.  The two are locked in combat, and MechaG is firing an entire volley of finger-missiles too late, as Godzilla closes in, while the first poster is simply everything blowing up.  It's like comparing a Michael Bay movie to...well, a real movie.

This probably goes without saying, but while I will treasure the BIONIC poster as a historical rarity, the COSMIC one is going on display in my final bit of wallspace!

3/28/12

HEY, MR. PACMAN! version 2.0 (Leaping Fox)

Massive re-posts are coming! But first...

I wasn't really thrilled with the original disc running only about 50 minutes, and I felt it was sort of rushed.  Then, good old OldSkoolFan pointed out a plethora of tracks that really needed to be included.....therefore, what was originally 20 tracks is now a whopping 32! All the artwork is updated to reflect this. 

HEY, MR. SPACEMAN, volume nineteen.  This seemed like a natural volume in this series, which I'm starting to think will end at twenty.  Pac-Man has enjoyed the endurance of Mario, but in reality was much more of a social phenomenon at his launch.  I've tried to focus, as usual, on that particular time period, as to better highlight that vintage era for nostalgia's sake, but I've also thrown in some more recent items that help testify to the staying power of the character (and his theme music).

Please to enjoy. Bonus tracks include the entire "soundtrack" of the original game, including all sound effects, and a couple of related tracks from a quite dull cash-in LP that was quickly released in 1982, and a similar home video.


LINK: HEY, MR. PACMAN! (version 2)

3/27/12

Godzilla Poster Collection Nears Completion...

I have picked up more original, theatrical Godzilla posters lately, and I should (hopefully) soon be done with a complete set of everything that played theatrically in the United States (including GODZILLA 1985 and GODZILLA 2000). Here are my latest additions:
Whoops--the barcode isn't part of the poster. 
It's on the shrink-wrap of the frame!
First off, a word about the famous poster from the original, 1956 American version of the first film.  Real specimens are rare as hen's teeth, and can easily command a thousand dollars.  I have seen ONE real McCoy in the last several, several years on Ebay, and it was completely trashed....to make matters worse, the seller pulled it down, and didn't even complete the auction.  And yet, there are hundreds of copies on Ebay at any given time....this has to be the most-copied poster, and indeed, many of the ones on Ebay state in all honesty that they ARE reprints.  The problem is, some of these are done on big ink-jet printers, and they are of pitiful quality.  Some are photographically copied, and are quite blurry.  You will also see several of the 11x17" ones that various kaiju sellers offer.  These are excellent in quality, and very frame-worthy if you are limited on space.  They often come in huge protectors, sort of like expensive trading cards are put in. They are very affordable, and I would say nothing negative about them....but for my purposes, I'm looking for 27x41". So what is someone to do, who's looking for a full-sized KING OF THE MONSTERS poster?
I found the answer quite by accident, and the short version is, in the late 1980's (probably around or just after the time of GODZILLA 1985), a certain company offered a high-quality, super-sharp reprint of the KOTM poster, on heavy stock, and it's superb.  I bought one a few weeks ago from an honest Ebay seller....the problem is, many aren't so honest, and many THINK they have something really rare, when they don't at all.  In fact, there is one of these on Ebay right now, this week, for an $1800 Buy-It-Now....um, if this was a real 1956 movie poster, shouldn't there be some obvious clues? Or how about this: shouldn't it at least have FOLDS? Remember to use your head, folks, when you are looking at these types of things.  You should probably pay somewhere between $50-75 for one of these, and I can vouch for its awesomeness.
Next up is a real find indeed....I also recently scored an extremely nice 1964 GODZILLA vs THE THING poster.  This has been one of my top wants, and I've always been impressed with the marketing gimmick that kept Mothra a "secret" from the public.  Nobody does that sort of thing anymore! It's gorgeous.

Finally, for this round, we have a weird one.  There are two cases where classic Godzilla films were included in Double Features in the USA:  one being alongside another Toho film (MONSTER ZERO/WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS), and the other....not so much.  For some reason, GODZILLA'S REVENGE was paired with an obscure British pseudo-Hammer film called, in reality, NIGHT OF THE BIG HEAT.  Leave it to America to re-title it ISLAND OF THE BURNING DAMNED.  Even though it included both Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, the plot is--and I'm not kidding here--aliens land in the wintertime and make it really hot.  Sigh.
I haven't yet framed this one, but I think I'm going to fold it in half when I do so, and just display the important part.  After all, I am fast running out of wall space!
In fact, I have room for one final full-sized, vintage movie poster...but what will it be? Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion!

3/25/12

POPEYE - OYLE ON TROUBLED WATERS (Peter Pan Records, 1976)

Not too long ago, but then again maybe two years ago, I received an unopened copy of this read-along from a collector who was unloading lots of extra stuff from his collection.  I re-discovered this item over the weekend, opened it (remember kids: old shrink-wrap just KEEPS SHRINKING over the years!), scanned the book, and ripped the record, to share it here.
If you were a child in the 70's, then your experiences often included items from Peter Pan/Power Records.  The very thorough listing in the back of this book only shows 45-sized items.  There were comic-sized read-alongs, and scores of long-playing albums, often using very talented actors. 
There are pros and cons to this Popeye story.  The biggest "pro" is that Popeye is voiced by the late, great Jack Mercer, and thank goodness for that.  And also, I have to give the artist they hired credit for a decent and passable job trying to re-create the feel of the Bud Sagendorf era of Popeye comic strips...in fact, it's unusual for this size of read-along that the entire book is done in comic-strip format, and that is interesting in itself.  There's also a bit of the KFS-era cartoon feel, in that we have "Brutus" rather than "Bluto."  (Still wish it was Jackson Beck, though.)

The "cons" are weird, though.  It's very sparse on sound effects...there's not even a whistle for the pipe-blowing at the end of Popeye's theme song; Mercer has to vocalize it.  The story is rather nonsensical and anti-climactic, and the title, while a decent play on Olive's name, has no meaning to the story itself, as she is just along for the ride, and there's hardly much of a ride.
The worst part to me is the deus ex machina of the whole thing...Popeye eats his spinach, SAYS he's going to do something magical, and does it, without so much as a sound effect to indicate this....and then Olive congratulates him on saving the day...all in one panel.  This could have been executed so much better!
Wha? Did WHAT?! Is he The Flash now or something?
But, at the end of the day, it's a classic Peter Pan read-along, so what are you gonna do.  Plus, it was fresh out of the package (but shouldn't brand-new, unplayed vinyl NOT be crackly? That is suspicious, like it was duped from another record....but I cleaned it up, so worry not). Enjoy!
Dig that poor kid's 70's Game-Show host blazer!

LINK:  Popeye TOOT! TOOT!

3/21/12

CHALLENGE OF THE SUPERFRIENDS Model Sheets (1978, Hanna-Barbera)

Note the Bat-8-Track Player (?) and TWO ACCELERATORS!
I have a real treat for you today, before the next disc is posted (which should be Friday).  Here is a set of model sheets from that seminal classic of my youth, CHALLENGE OF THE SUPERFRIENDS.  If I had to list the animated series that defined my childhood, the many incarnations of Superfriends would rank just under BATTLE OF THE PLANETS.  The Hanna-Barbera version of the Justice League of America dominated Saturday mornings (and afternoon syndication) for 12 straight years, and most of the 214 adventures are available on DVD....but not all! (Do you hear us, Warner Brothers??? Economy be damned; give us our Superfriends!)

Anyhow, these are pretty much solid awesome.  You will notice that some are from the first group of model sheets for the original series, and re-titled for this specific production (after all, the original Alex Toth designs continued to be used).  But that doesn't mean you won't get to see some really unusual items, such as the dashboard of the Batmobile, Clark Kent, and lots of things that were new for 1978, including Legion of Doom members!

Here's an interesting Factoid:  I read an interview yesterday with  Darrell McNeil, who was a young animator at HB, and he said the original concept for the team of villains was to be called "The League of Evil" and include Dr. Sivana (as Captain Marvel was to be included in the Superfriends at that time), The Joker, The Penguin, Mr. Freeze, and Catwoman! You can read the interview, and many more, comprising an entire "history of the Superfriends" at this amazing blog I discovered, called Noblemania, at http://noblemania.blogspot.com/
"Solomon Grundy punch Solomon Grundy!!!"

Enjoy these scans--there are 56, plus I have also included a few more I found out on the Internets.

LINK:  SUPERFRIENDS

3/16/12

HEY, MR. SUPERHEROMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE (Leaping Fox)

It's that time again.  Hot off the.....hard drive (?) and ready for action, here is the fourth volume of superhero songs, and the eighteenth disc in the eternal HEY, MR. SPACEMAN! series.  I could've easily called this disc SUPERMAN vs. BATMAN, as most of the tracks fell into that theme, but I had so much other obscure coolness to share, I didn't want to leave anything out.
Sure, there are several lengthy tracks called "Superman" from the time of the first Hollywood movie's release, but don't overlook several gems in here! The B-side of the lone single from Captain Freak & the Lunacycle Band, "What Ever Happened to Superman" is a very nice tune, and The Shapes' cover of "(I Saw) Batman (In The Launderette)," originally by a Japanese girl band called The Phantasms, is fun too, But the two major standout tracks, for me, are, first, the original version of "Superman," made famous by R.E.M. (see HEY, MR. SUPERMAN!), by The Clique.  It should've been a monster hit at the time.  Secondly, note track 15, also called "Superman," by Raw Soul featuring Barbara Stant.  That one simply overwhelmed me.  I could write a whole article about it alone.  In fact, I left it completely free of any noise reduction or tampering, because I didn't want to strip away any of its nuances or raw power (you could say, Raw Soul).  To me, it was a record simply ahead of its time.  Somebody really knew what they were doing!
Now let's talk about what's NOT on the disc:  between earlier volumes and this one, you have the entire "Marvel World of Icarus" album, except for two tracks...I can't imagine anyone who cares and doesn't have the entire thing, but for the sake of completeness, the two unused tracks are in the bonus folder, those being "Madame Masque" (which is a truly wretched attempt at a song; so awful that I can imagine Journey covering the crap out of it), and "Conan the Barbarian," which just didn't fit in with this current disc.  I figure, why not? I don't see them being on any future volumes.  Heck, I don't see any future volumes, until they happen, and then I am as surprised as you.

Anywho, please enjoy this volume, a testament to "not knowing when to quit."

LINK:  The Quest For Peace

3/7/12

All My FAILs (continued)

Actual image from dog-training book.
Not only is this "model" terrifying, but...anyone up for a game of PING-PANG?
I love it when Southeast Asia produces animated videos about American History. 
No wonder our children are stupid.

This is actually a page from a 1928 book of "Riddles" I found.